BLOG · AUGUST 15, 2026

ChatGPT wrote my LinkedIn post and it sounds fake. Here's the fix.

By the EnhancePost team · 6 min read

It sounds fake for two reasons, and only one of them is the writing style. Yes, ChatGPT's default register carries the known tells — em dashes, "thrilled to announce", buzzwords, tidy triplets, a motivational ending. But the deeper problem is the input: if you prompted "write a LinkedIn post about leadership," the output contains no experience of yours. It's fluent about nothing. The fix is five steps, and the first four take about ten minutes.

Step 1: Strip the tells

Delete every em dash (use commas or periods), the announcement opener, the buzzwords (delve, leverage, unlock, game-changer, transformative), any three-item list you didn't deliberately write, and the uplifting last line. The complete pattern catalog with replacements is in the AI slop words and phrases list, and this guide walks each pattern with before/afters.

Step 2: Replace generic claims with your facts

Anywhere the post says something anyone could say — "communication is key", "growth requires stepping out of your comfort zone" — replace it with the specific thing that happened to you. If you can't, that sentence shouldn't exist. Also check for invented specifics: ChatGPT will happily produce numbers and outcomes you never gave it. Every figure in the post must be one you supplied.

Step 3: Rebuild the hook

LinkedIn shows roughly the first 60 characters of line one before "…more". ChatGPT's openers ("In today's fast-paced world of…") waste them. Front-load a claim or a number: the reader should know what the post is about, and why they might care, before the fold.

Step 4: Cut a third

ChatGPT pads: transitions, restatements, a summary of what it just said. Cut every sentence that repeats or announces another sentence. A post that survives a one-third cut almost always reads more human, because padding is itself a tell.

Step 5: Add the one thing ChatGPT can't

One detail only you could know: the real revenue number, the exact error message, the client's objection, what you'd do differently. This is the sentence that gets comments — and the strongest signal to readers that a person wrote the post. It's exactly what people look for when deciding whether a post is AI-generated.

Worked example

CHATGPT DRAFT 🚀 Thrilled to share some exciting news! In today's fast-paced digital landscape, I've been on an incredible journey exploring how AI can revolutionize the way we work. It's not just about automation — it's about transformation. Key takeaways: ✅ Embrace change ✅ Leverage new tools ✅ Never stop learning The future is bright. Let's build it together! 💪 #AI #Growth #Leadership #Innovation #Future
AFTER THE FIVE STEPS I let AI write my status reports for 30 days. My manager noticed in week 2. Not because they were bad. Because they stopped mentioning blockers — the model kept smoothing them into "minor challenges being addressed." What actually worked: I write 3 rough bullets with the real numbers and the real problems, then let AI fix the structure only. Reports take 10 minutes instead of 45, and they still sound like me. If you're using AI for work writing: keep the facts and the problems yours. Let it touch everything else.

Same topic, same length ballpark. The second one has a specific claim in the hook, a real mechanism, real stakes, and zero tells.

Or do steps 1–4 in one click

Paste the ChatGPT draft into EnhancePost: the tells get underlined instantly with one-click fixes, and the "just de-slop" or "stronger hook" goals rewrite without inventing facts — anything not in your draft stays out of the output. Live counters handle the 3,000-character limit and the 60-character hook. Free, no signup. Step 5 is still on you; that's the point.

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